Seth Bokelman

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I'm an ally of terror!

Well, according to Bill O'Reilly, I'm an ally of terror. Look out, I'll get you all! He didn't name me, personally, but he said anyone who supports the ACLU is, and I'm a card-carrying member. Well, now that my secret is out, I guess I can scrap that trip to Pakistan for my terrorist boot camp next year, and I was so looking forward to living in a cave... So, if the terrorists "hate us for our freedoms" as Bush suggested, O'Reilly's solution is to take them away?

Have we already lost the "War on Terror"? Excuse me, I meant the "Global Struggle against Extremism". If people in favor of civil liberties are the new enemies of the state, it would appear so.