Patch Day

Today is a Microsoft Patch Day, the second Tuesday of the month. My co-worker, our "Senior Systems Administrator", is gone to Russia until June 1, leaving me, the vanilla "Systems Administrator" in charge of patching all the miscellaneous Windows servers in our racks. I'm really hoping that today just brings a patch for Windows Media Player, or something equally inane, because I really don't want to have to patch all these boxes by myself...